Monday, 19 December 2011

Criminal Mind...

So K has become quite interested in the role of the emergency services - fireman, police etc...

We were driving along the other day and had the following conversation:

K:Mummy if you squashed someone with our car would the police come?

Me: Yes they probably would.

K: Would they take you to jail?

Me: yes probably

K: Well if you squash someone just run away and I'll drive the car

Me: and where would you take the car?

K: to auntie's house.  You would have to run and when you get to auntie's house shut the door quickly so the police don't see you!

Me: ok...

K: if the police get you and take you to jail don't worry because I have a key over there so I can get you out.

Me:  What if the police see you?

K: Daddy has a key so he will save you...or if you squash someone with your car and the police come just squash the police too!  Are there more police?...

Me: yes there would be more police...maybe it would be best if I just don't squash anyone with my car!

K: Yeah that would be good...