See you soon Miss Moon!

I was late picking up K from her after school care this evening.  When I got there she was under a chair and I could tell she was hyped up.  She immediately ran outside into the playground and was determined not to come and get ready to go home.  So I start chatting with the care leader (Mrs W) and K comes in and decides she's ready to go "right now".  I asked her to wait a minute but patience is not one of her strong qualities!  So she decides to flash her bum.  Mrs W suddenly says "K I can see your bottom!".  Not one to miss an opportunity K then pulled her shorts and underwear right down so she was mooning Mrs W!  Needles to say K thought this was all hilarious!

I wish I had photos to embarrass this girl with in 10 years time!

Miss K Middleton ;)

Like most of the world K was struck with Royal Wedding Fever.  After a street party at school she had the hen party complete and was all set for her big day.

So we settle down in front of the TV and get ready to witness the big event.  K can hardly contain herself.  She's jumping on the sofa and frantically waving as the cars leave the Palace.  She seems amazed that there is a real Queen and that Princes and Princesses are actually real people!

As Kate Middleton steps into her car I start explaining to K that Kate is going to marry Prince William and become a Princess.  K seems happy with this idea until the car stops outside of Westminster Abbey and Kate steps out of the car.  A look of horror sweeps over K's face and she says "I wanted to wear that dress first!!!"  She is less than amused.  All the way down the aisle K is grumbling about the fact that Kate didn't let her wear the dress first.

Later that evening we go over to my mums and I tell her how upset K was about missing out on the dress.  The highlights are showing on BBC1 and K says "I'm going to be that Princess in that dress and THAT man is going to kiss ME!"

I didn't have the heart to burst her bubble - I just hope the Royal family are ready for K to join them!

The Thrill Seeker

So in the last few weeks I have taken K to Chessington world of adventures, Carter's Steam fair and another local fun fair.  It seems she is a little thrill seeker.  She wants to go on all the rides she is too little for and is not too pleased when she has to get on the merry-go-rounds

At Chessington she was fascinated by the big roller coasters and in particular the vampire ride.  As it shot past overhead we'd hear the trail of screams.   K wanted to know why they were screaming and I explained to her that they were scared but excited at the same time so they screamed.

So at the local fun fair they had a few miniature rides for the kids.  K wanted to go on the ferris wheel and as it was small she rode alone.  All of a sudden we hear this screaming as she gets to the top and I think "oh no she hates it!".  As it came back down again she was smiling and then started screaming like banshee again!  The ride operator was just laughing...the ferris wheel was not high!  When she got off I asked her why she was screaming and she said "because I was on the ride!"

It's been 8 months since my last K-fession!

So it's been a while and I am ashamed to say that the K-isms have been coming thick and fast and I just forgot all about my blog!

So I'm going to use this post as a gag roll for some of the little status updates I've made on facebook lately:

me: K it's time for bed, you need to give your eyes and your mouth some rest. 

k: I don't want to give my eyes rest. 

me:well you have to sleep K. 

k: ok I'll go to sleep but I not rest my eyes

K just looked at my tattoo and said "who done that?! ratatouille?!"

 

K:Say hello to Mickey

Me: Hello Mickey

K: No his name's Mickey Mouse!

Me: Hello Mickey Mouse

k:"give my mickey mouse a high 5!

(I give Mickey a high 5)

K: now give him a huggle!

 

me: stop hitting me

k: I'm not hitting you I'm boxing you...

So now to get back in the habit!